Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time
getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim
religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all
of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.  We would have no more hijackings,
and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now  why  didn't Bush  think  of  this? Why  do  I  still  have to  do
everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton