A true story:
> > 
> > When Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he
> > not only gave his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for 
Mankind"
> > statement, but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between
> > him,the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he reentered the
> > lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr. Gorsky." Many
> > people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet
> > Cosmonaut.  However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the
> > Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people have 
questioned him
> > as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. A few months ago,
> > (July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL) while answering questions following a 
speech, a
> > reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he 
finally
> > responded.  Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he
> > could answer the question. When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with 
a
> > friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in front of 
his
> > neighbor's bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorksy. As he
> > leaned down to pick it up, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at
> > Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid
> > next door walks on the moon!"
> > 
> >