How can you tell if there has been a new zealander in your fridge?  Love
bites in the lamb roast.

What do you buy a new zealander for christmas?  A pair of velcro gloves. 
(needed a minute to get that one)

Why did the new zealander horse run away?  
He saw what they did to the sheep.

What sort of new zealand sheep has virgin wool?  The fastest ones!