A priest and an Australian shepherd met each other in the final of a
quiz show. After answering all the normal questions, they were
neck-and-neck with the same number of points and the quizmaster had to set a
deciding question.
The question was to compose a rhyme in 5 minutes  including the word
"Timbuktu".
After 5 minutes, the priest presented his poem:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the Bible through and through, on my way to Timbuktu..."

The audience was thrilled and celebrated the churchman as the certain
winner.
However, the Australian shepherd stepped forward and recited:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent,
they were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two..."